A Room Full of Monkeys


If you thought Eminem was bad… by Kali

Here’s a new track from my homeboy vP A.K.A. verbal PHANTOM, and it’s not a nice song. As a white rapper I know vP, or Vinny as I call him, has to fend off a constant slew of Eminem comparisons, but on this occasion it’s warranted.

This shit has the Em-like ability to get your head noddin’ and shaking at the same time. You enjoy it, but you feel a little guilty about it after. Plus it’s over the beat for Shady’s “Taking My Ball” and features my homeboy JFK and some other guy who’s definitely not me on the hook and first verse. Here’s “sPeshal oLimpicz” (Yes, he actually spelled it like that).


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God of the Real World by Kali
January 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
Filed under: Politics, TV | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , ,
I hate MTV.

It serves no purpose except to offer the lowest common denominator of trash entertainment, and along with late night VH1 is slowly eroding the cultural fabric of American society. Plus they don’t even show videos anymore.

But every once and awhile MTV actually tries. They do it with the sporadically airing TrueLife, and they did it with the second most recent incarnation of Real World, the Brooklyn season. Now it appears they are trying again with the latest Real World season: the politically tinged DC cast.

Apparently this most recent bunch of freakishly attractive petri dishes, and one virgin… READ. That’s right. They’re smart and have opinions about politics, and they aren’t afraid to scream these opinions directly into their roommates faces at close range for no good reason. Supposedly that’s what “keeping it real” means. Which brings me to episode 1.

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What’s up with Jackie Chan beating up kids? by Kali
January 7, 2010, 2:23 pm
Filed under: Film | Tags: , , , , , ,

-Kali, the five fingers of death and sometimes time-out



Diet Disenchantment by Owen

With the amount of sports that I watch, I’ve seen this commercial an exorbitant amount of times. At first I thought it was a joke but I’m still waiting for the punchline. Until then, I would be remiss to not rant about the disgust that I feel when I see this aired. Not just with Taco Bell, Christine Dougherty and whoever else decides to participate in this idiocy. It makes me feel dirty that I live in a country where something like this is promoted.

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