Contributors

Owen

I think I’m awesome at everything until I’m proven wrong. Except karaoke, I always knew I would suck at that.

Kali

I’m a nice guy, basically. I like comic books, rap music and basketball. I love film and breasts. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I do party. I wanna make movies for the rest of my life, because film is the ultimate art form. I’d be a professional basketball player if I was taller, and I’d be a rapper if I wasn’t afraid of gettin’ stabbed. I love fast food and cake. Dave Chapppelle is the funniest motherfucker on the planet. Nothing is funnier than racism. I wanna marry Norah Jones and walk down the aisle to Common. But Sarah McLachlan will play the reception. Alan Moore is a genius, but David Mack is a prophet. Lupe Fiasco is the truth, but Lauryn Hill is the gospel. Issa Bayaua is perfect. Wu Tang is forever. Get at me.

Leighton

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